assholuke:

when the notification showed on my phone and I saw the “listen here” part I fucking bolted to twitter to just witness the up and coming sass

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: phatticuss)

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno)

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

disowns:

crush: i really like you..

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha haha ha h a wait what